Wool Crafting Gifts

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

'Think of it this way. We're going naked so they won't have to.'

Making Yarn

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Arts and crafts

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Spinning Wheel

My feet were cold.

"Your father helped me, too."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

Wooly mammoth