Wool Crafting Mugs

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

'Think of it this way. We're going naked so they won't have to.'

Making Yarn

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Arts and crafts

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Genetic Manipulation

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Academia in Winter

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wooly mammoth

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Spinning Wheel

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Sheep Knitting.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."