Clothing Industry Worker Gifts

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Time Out For Teddy

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Nuclear waste.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Congratulations Strike Over!

Idle parts

Rust test in progress.

Cheese Secret

Clone Factory

Bring flag factories back to America.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.