Wool Industry Worker Pillows

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"My parents hate it."

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep Knitting.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Wooly mammoth

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Will work for grass

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'