Wool Merchant Pillows

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Genetic Manipulation

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"My parents hate it."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Sheep Knitting.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Wooly mammoth

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'Abandon Sheep.'