Wool Merchant Pillows

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"My parents hate it."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Academia in Winter

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

My feet were cold.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Your father helped me, too."

Sheep Knitting.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Wooly mammoth

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"