Wool Producer Pillows

Alpaca winning Premium Wool Championship.

'Think of it this way. We're going naked so they won't have to.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The wool club for mammoths.

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

My feet were cold.

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Sheep Knitting.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Your father helped me, too."

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Wooly mammoth

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'