Wool Work Pillows

Knitting.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

Shear Love.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Your father helped me, too."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

My feet were cold.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep Knitting.

Wooly mammoth

Where steel wool comes from.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'