Wool Pillows

"I had my coat made into a sweater."

'Sister, you're out of your mind if you think I'm paying for this.'

'Happy now?'

"Hey, is that a wool blanket?!"

My feet were cold.

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Fleeces for sale

"Do you have any mothballs?"

"You have to WANT to conquer your fear of shearing, Milton!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Genetic Manipulation

Sportknitting

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Academia in Winter

Shear Love.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

Wooly mammoth

"Your father helped me, too."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Sheep Knitting.

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'