Wool Pillows

"I had my coat made into a sweater."

'Sister, you're out of your mind if you think I'm paying for this.'

"Hey, is that a wool blanket?!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Fleeces for sale

"Do you have any mothballs?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Sportknitting

Academia in Winter

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Sheep Knitting.

Wooly mammoth

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

Will work for grass

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.