Soap Maker Pillows

'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'

Bar of Soap

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Cheese Pile

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Child doing the washing up

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Pig Cheese

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'I need something to spill.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

Grooming for beginners.

"I don't think so, Ted!"