Soaps Pillows

That soap in your bathroom smells great. What soap? The bar by the sink. I washed my face with it. Oh no. That's not face soap. That's body wash soap. Something it happening I don't understand. Have you now shame?

"I'm not so ready for interactive television."

University Soapflakes

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"You're never too old to learn..."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

Soap Opera

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"All I said was, do we have to watch your telenovela tonight."

Grooming for beginners.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'Blast it's raining!'

Celebrity anagrams: Drab Ian's bar row (Answer: Barbara Windsor.)

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

'Don't you see, Trudy? OUr life is like a soap opera!'

Practice Bug Control this Season.

"Do you want me to leave the water in?"