Decorative Soaps Pillows

"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I love these old decorations!"

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Twenty Blades Razor

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"Room for bigger presents."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'The old one fell apart.'

His and Hernia's towels.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

Junior's Towel

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

Grooming for beginners.

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

Prehistoric Graffito

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"How do you plead - quilty or not quilty?"

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'Telephone solicitor.'

'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?'