Decorative Soaps Gifts

"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I love these old decorations!"

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"The blow drier is broken."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

"Room for bigger presents."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Twenty Blades Razor

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'The old one fell apart.'

His and Hernia's towels.

Junior's Towel

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

Prehistoric Graffito

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

Grooming for beginners.

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

Towels: His and Hers (when he dies)

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

'Telephone solicitor.'

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

'Hey, I enjoyed that meal. Did you get the caterers in, or something?'