Bath Time Gifts Gifts

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Bathing the dog

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Bathing and Showering.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

How to recover from a bad day

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy