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Dog Bath.

Tension filled the tent.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

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'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'This is gonna be one hellava toffee sticky pudding!'

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

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'Blast it's raining!'

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"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Can't you do something with that besides caramelize your creme brulee?"

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Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.

"Hey, everyone! This thing is made out of soap!"

'And I don't want you hanging around with that scum from the bathtub!'

"You have no idea what I've been through."

"He's eating the soap, even as we speak."

"Remember when we were young and soap names didn't sound like a product you'd like to eat?"

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'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

"I think I know what happened to that missing bar of soap, Gerald."