Soap Suds Fan Pillows

Bird in a Bubble.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Holiday Gifts 2020

Missing sock

Mash-Test Dummies.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Marine Band

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

God's Manicure.

Tanning salons to avoid. . .

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

'Blast it's raining!'

Chicken Soup

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'Botox you fool! not buttocks!'

"It's just sap - it doesn't need a bandage and a hug."

'Ok. Have your maple sugar on a stick, but watch me call the exterminator!'

'They should be nice and clean -- my mother washes my mouth out with soap every @#$%@#$ day!'

Henry Persil

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

'All this pirate radio station plays is Ho, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Rum.'

"What are you looking at me like?"

Gifted Milk

Out for a spell.

Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"

'I see a body of water...with soap.'