Soap Sud Enthusiast Pillows

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

'Einsteiners.'

University Soapflakes

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Holiday Gifts 2020

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Daytime TV For Nerds

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

June Brown

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

'Previously on 'Mummies and Daddies...''

The Jung and the Restless.

'Now his mother's gone, she's nowhere to slink off to and watch tripe on t'telly!

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

Grooming for beginners.

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'These soaps always kill off people to improve ratings!' 'Hey! Why don't they kill of the writers?'

'Blast it's raining!'