Soap Sculptor Admirer Pillows

"Hey, everyone! This thing is made out of soap!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Thinker / The Kiss.

George Papandreou.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Stonehens

"I call it angle-poise"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

Alberto Giacometti.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'I thought I could dance...'

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

Abstract portrait art.

Percentage artwork