Soap Critics Pillows

"Sales of banana flavoured reindeer soap are dreadful...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what Christmas is all about!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Amateurs."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Non Thought For The Day.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.