Soap Sculptor Admirer Mugs

"Hey, everyone! This thing is made out of soap!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

University Soapflakes

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Rodin's THE FEELER

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

George Papandreou.

The Thinker and the Doer.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

Stonehens

"I call it angle-poise"

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

Alberto Giacometti.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

'I thought I could dance...'

Abstract portrait art.

So I used body soap to wash my face. Why is that so bad? Details matter. Pay attention to your surroundings. Face soap isn't body soap. Conditioner isn't shampoo. Moisturizer isn't hand lotion. If we're ever going to move in together and have a future you've got to pay attention to me and the nuances about my life. Conditioner isn't shampoo? I'm livid and you have stinky hair!