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'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

Soup of the month.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Cooking'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

What's the insect de jour?

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?