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What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'Cooking'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Soup Surprise

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

Chick in noodle soup.

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

'Can't you read?!'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

I think the alphabet soup expired.

Diner. Menu. You overcooked the alphabet soup. The letters aren't holding their shape. We'll just say it's "cursive style"!

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'