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'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'Not whale stew again.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

'Can't you read?!'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

I think the alphabet soup expired.

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

The last person to leave, please turn off the enlightenment.

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

I always wanted a pony. I guess this is as close as I'll ever get. "Waiter, there's a pony in my soup"? It would never work.

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'