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'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Soup of the month.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Not whale stew again.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"Waiter! There's a dangling participle in my alphabet soup!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'