Soup T-Shirts

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

Today's special: Ox Tail Soup.

Alphabet soup - Large print edition.

"Primordial soup again?"

Soup of the day £2.50. Soup of last week 50p

"Well, you call it 'classic corn chowder'. I call it a cleanse."

'How gauche! Serving oyster crackers with clam chowder.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I think you need to start a new bean.'

Vending machine out of order: 'Waste bucket empty.'

'Chicken soup for the tie'

'A fly in my soup is one thing, but there's also a spider in there trying to catch it!'

"Waiter, I don't mind a fly in my soup. I don't even mind the backstroke. But I draw the line at the triple backflip."

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cooking'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"