Soup Planter Pillows

Gardening for Beginners

What the Doctor Ordered

Soup of the month.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Cooking'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Soup Surprise

Chick in noodle soup.

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

'Waiter, there's going to be a fly in my soup!'

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'