Slobbery Specialist Gifts

American Idle

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"I'm just going to give myself a mild sedative before I examine you."

'Baby's teething.'

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

Couch potato with tator tots.

Ah! Bejezus...for the love of Mike...This wine is corked

'It doesn't get any better than this.' 'That's what has me worried.'

'Black dots indicate actual creative involvement.'

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Disgusting! I'm never going to get this guy properly trained! I think I'll just abandon him somewhere!"

"Hmmm ... interesting bouquet. What is this swill?"

'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Your penmanship is much too legible. Try writing with your other hand.'

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in

"Bad dog! You're a bad dog!"

'Leonard has hidden qualities, and they're best LEFT hidden.'

"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."