Slobber Ball Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'It's slobberin' time!'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Jimmy Anderson

Snowmans Revenge

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Unfortunately, we can't vote for Spongebob Squarepants..."

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

Snowballs

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

American Idle

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

Snow seat on skis.

'Baby's teething.'

Snowballs 25 cents. Free samples.

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

"Ron was abandoned as a baby and raised by dung beetles."