Slobber Ball Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Snowmans Revenge

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Snowballs

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

American Idle

'Baby's teething.'

Snow seat on skis.

'Isaac Newton, pursuing his study of the laws of motion,, discovers that a thrown ball can curve..."

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"Ron was abandoned as a baby and raised by dung beetles."