Scribble Specialist Gifts

'Your penmanship is much too legible. Try writing with your other hand.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You could do that.' I did

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'It's slobberin' time!'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Writer's Block Party

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'How God invented polish'

Museum Guard Portrait

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Writer’s Corner

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'Baby's teething.'

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."