Scribble Superstar Gifts

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'You could do that.' I did

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Cooking

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Writer's Block Party

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

OOPS!

Museum Guard Portrait

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Writer’s Corner

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

Kate Atkinson