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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'You could do that.' I did

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

Cooking

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Writer's Block Party

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

OOPS!

Museum Guard Portrait

Writer’s Corner

Come to bed, snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points, and then told him his parents don

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"