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'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'You could do that.' I did

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Writer's Block Party

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Museum Guard Portrait

"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."