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'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"How do you expect me to read your book report? It's chicken scratch."

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'How do i know what it's about? - I can't read yet!'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You could do that.' I did

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

'How God invented polish'

Museum Guard Portrait

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"You're losing your everything."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Writer’s Corner

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."