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'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'You could do that.' I did

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

Museum Guard Portrait

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Writer’s Corner

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'