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'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'You could do that.' I did

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Hows it coming?'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

OOPS!

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

Museum Guard Portrait

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Writer’s Corner

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."