Scribble Master Gifts

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"I'm always second best to him; I have to fix all his mistakes, and it's wearing me down..."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'You could do that.' I did

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Hows it coming?'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

OOPS!

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

Museum Guard Portrait

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Writer’s Corner

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'