Scribble Savant Gifts

'You could do that.' I did

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

Trawling for Fish.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"Those are all my passwords."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Self-portraits

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Louis Battye.

Biro Winter Warm-Ups.

"I'm always second best to him; I have to fix all his mistakes, and it's wearing me down..."