Scribble Savant Pillows

'You could do that.' I did

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"Those are all my passwords."

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Self-portraits

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

Skate! Skate! Skate!

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

Louis Battye.

"Dear, you can't blame everything on the high price of cable..."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'