Scrabble Savants Pillows

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'You could do that.' I did

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package ??" major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

"Those are all my passwords."

'How God invented polish'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

"No!"