Scrabble Lover Pillows

"Is the internet down, again?"

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"You're going to hate yourself."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Why giraffes hate winter

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

'You'll grow into it!'

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'How God invented polish'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Too much hazel, not enough nut.'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

Come to bed, snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points, and then told him his parents don

Bath Tiles.