Scribble Lover Pillows

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You could do that.' I did

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Museum Guard Portrait

Writer’s Corner

'Acorns or chocolate cake?'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'