Scribble Devotee Gifts

"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You could do that.' I did

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Museum Guard Portrait

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Writer’s Corner

Writer's Block

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."