Scribble Devotee Gifts

"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You could do that.' I did

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Museum Guard Portrait

Writer’s Corner

'Hey! We can play Scrabble while we eat!'

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Writer's Block

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'