Dribbling Devotee Gifts

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I love my Timpani

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Shakin' bacon.'

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Basketball Halo

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

The Dog Botherer.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'

Unusual Dip Warning