Dribbling Devotee Prints

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I love my Timpani

Raheem Sterling

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

How hit songs get their names

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Lionel Messi

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

The Dog Botherer.

Throw-Your-Voice Mail.

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

Basketball Halo

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

Jackson Pollack

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'