Dipping Devotee Prints

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

I love my Timpani

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Ready...."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"That wasn't very funny!"

'I'm having what he's having.'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

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