Scribble Sage Gifts

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Louis Battye.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'You could do that.' I did

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"It's still in beta."

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

Weight and Fortune.

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

'Your Dell went to hell.'

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."