Screwball Savant Gifts

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

I did it my way.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'You could do that.' I did

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Trawling for Fish.

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

'Steeee-rike three!'

Why Icarus Flew Too Close To The Sun

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Canadian Jesus

Jesus Saves

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'

'This pitcher throws screwballs. Better hand me my 'special' bat.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'Two socks in, two socks out. Let the good times roll.'

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.