Sporty Savant Gifts

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Golf lessons

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Trawling for Fish.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

GURLERS

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Justice for a heckler.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

"A hairpiece is fine, Ron, but a Shag rug is so 'seventies'."