Sportsmanship Savant Gifts

Things get heated at the outing.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Golf lessons

'You are doing it wrong.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Sportsmanship

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

"What have you done?"

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Victim support

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

'It's time that ball-kicking cheater got his. Tell mommy that daddy loves her, Ritchie... Here I go...'