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Things get heated at the outing.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Golf lessons

'You are doing it wrong.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Sportsmanship

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

"What have you done?"

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Victim support

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"Don't worry about your poor cross - I probably wouldn't have scored anyway."