Surfing Savant Gifts

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Trawling for Fish.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

Canadian Jesus

Jesus Saves

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

Cancel Culture and Stand-Up Comedy

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

'We're going solar power all the way!'

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Sushi

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

Comedy Club. Military Open Mic Night. Some of those performers failed. The pilot didn't get a single laugh. The Air Force bomber! And the enlisted man was tasteless. Private first class! The Green Beret totally flubbed his lines, but the Navy Seal did some great slapstick. Special ops and special farces! I think the boot camp instructor was the best of the night. He was very witty and whimsical. The Marine droll sergeant!

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'

Up periscope.

Solar Panels R US

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."